In case you hit the sack early on Wednesday night, or just didn’t have the stomach to watch the Republican
canned speech event debate, here’s a quick recap for your weekend cocktail party discussion pleasure:
Newt Gingrich — You kids get off my lawn!
Rick Perry — Texas: The Death Penalty State. What’s It to Ya?
Michele Bachmann — Why aren’t they asking me any questions? And did I mention I have 28 kids?
Howard Cain –If 10% is good enough for God, 9% is good enough for Uncle Sam.
Mitt Romney — How did I get here?
Ron Paul — There’s nothing in the Constitution about feeding kids. If those first graders are hungry, they should get a job.
Jon Huntsman — I don’t understand why I’m losing to the one with the ’70s hair and and that George W. Bush wanna-be.
Rick Santorum — Did someone say “Man Date?”
Brian Williams — Ronald Reagan is running again?
Sarah Palin — Heh. My evil plot is working.
America — We’re saving our votes for The X Factor.